Recently I have self-diagnosed myself to have a very rare psychological condition known as Multipulus-Appititus. Multipulus-Appititus is a very scary eating disorder, and can really mess with someones lifestyle, though right now I’m trying my best to control it, I do often find it hard… Let us go through with you the problems of Multipulus-Appititus…

This will be a pretty long post, so please bear with it for the sake of spreading the word on such a horrible disease.

First we need to know the different personalities. The first one will be known as Fat Keiran (AKA “FK” if you will)…

Fat Keiran (or FK as I shall be referring to him in the rest of the post) loved to eat, did not enjoy healthy foods, loved carbohydrates, eggs, and meats. Many a time a nick name given to FK was “Everything boy” and people said he could eat everything. However, FK had a natural enemy, sweets. FK never liked eating sweet things, he would rarely indulge in them. The most of the sugar he got was from sweet drinks, such as coke, mountain dew, rose syrup, and other sugary drinks. He would very rarely have a sweet tooth, which would make him crave Ice cream and chocolates. An average serving of FK’s rice would be 2.0x that of a normal person. When he orders food the word “Extra” is used a lot! That describes FK.

The other personality is Thin Keiran (AKA TK as I shall be referring to him for the rest of the post). TK was name given and not something TK calls himself, as one of TKs problems is that he always thinks he is fat. Which he is, a fatty fatty bom bom! But that is besides the point! He also tries very hard not to eat much during the week, but during his moments of weakness, the FK buried not more then 2 feet under his psyche comes out and takes control for a random number of hours or sometimes even days. TKs mental instability or weakness comes when he is upset, tired, forced to eat, or if he develops a false confidence that he has worked out enough. TK is unlike FK in many ways, but also similar in many ways. Insted of “Extra” TK finds himself saying things like “Less” or “half” (e.g “Less rice please” or “I don’t want all, half is enough”.) Also TK unlike FK has a sweet tooth, he finds himself craving things he never ate befoe, such as cookies, cakes, éclair,  custard puffs, mmmmmm custard puuuuffffsss…NO NO NO! I mean, yes, those foods, just to name a few. TK is proud of his accomplishments and knows FK is still a part of his life and does not want to get rid of FK, because just like Naruto has the Kyubi, TK has FK, a hidden power, a trump card if you will, because he knows FK has the ability to eat copious amounts of food in short spans of time, which is a power everyone wants at times. Also FK is the original.

Now we go over some photos to compare the two:

SWEETS!

FK would have to be forced to eat sweets like cake and would even avoid the one slice given during birthdays.

TK would eat the small cake fed to him and literally all the cream it comes with, but would not allow himself to have a slice of cake, not because he doesn’t want it, but because he doesn’t want to get fat.

FAST FOODS!

FK had no problem eating a double cheese burger as a snack above his Mega Mac meal upsized! He would prefer it that way, or as he says “it’s for the taste.”

TK on the other is trying not to eat fast food anymore. TK once held on to a flyer of fantastic Macdonald coupons where you go a six piece nuggets with your double quarter pounder meal, and instead just bought it once and told himself he doesn’t like Macdonald’s that much. FK saw him throw away the coupons and at night when TK was sleeping got up and made him wet himself. FK would have finished those coupons in a week.

Here we see TK in a burger king with his friends, and instead of eating he decided to tear up their receipts and play with them in an attempt to entertain (distract) himself.

As you can tell so far TKs live off denying FKs desires.
Social gathering with food!
Here we see FK at a BBQ, look where he is looking, straight at the bbq pit, and also there seems to be something in his mouth. FK when at social events where food is the main focus, is always ready to give it his undivided attention.

TK however, when attending such social events has made a full 360, where food is still his main focus, but with a difference. Instead of constantly eating the food, TK distracts himself by helping out, but watching over the grill, and help with the preparation of the food…


TK will pick and eat as the night goes along, but does not devote 100% of his attention to just eating, instead he splits it to 70% cooking and 30% eating.
Now let us go over some normal practices everyone does on a daily basis, but only we see how FK and TK handle these situations.
DESSERTS!
Dessert, something we have after our main meals. Kind of like how after you go for a run, you don’t just sit down, instead you walk for a few minutes and cool down. 
TK like I said before has a sweet tooth, so he enjoys his desserts. He sometimes just eats fruit, but if he could afford to, he would mostly have Frozen yogurts and 98% fat free Gelato all the time.
Like a normal person TK is enjoying himself one serving of strawberry Gelato.
I know earlier I said that FK does not enjoy sweets, but he does enjoy desserts. This is probably where some of the bigger differences are. Not just differences with TK, but FKs differences with most of the world.
Unlike normal people, these are some of FKs normal desserts

A bento box- Something most Japanese people eat as a meal, is dessert for FKs enormous appetite.
 

How about a plate of Mee Goreng with egg? and a side of Sugar cane Juice?

A full serving of Chicken Rice? Yes. Also note that there have been numerous occasion in which if in a small party, FK along with a counter part who shall not be named will often suggest and convince this small party to purchase a whole chicken. 
FOOT NOTE: This is a good time to notice a very interesting eating habit of FK. As you can see by looking at most of the plates in this photo, most of the food is finished, and there is only sauce left. Sauces and Soups! FK and TKs love, they can sit there and slowly lick a plate clean of its sauce if they enjoy it. And can drink most soups until the bowl is done, even when they don’t enjoy it at time. 
SNACKING!
Everyone gets a little hungry during the day, when they need to snack on something. Snacking is a common practice around the world and most people allow themselves to indulge in their favorite little treats from time to time, and FK and TK also snack, but their snacking habits are very different from each other.
Here we see TK at the snack counter at a nearby supermarket trying to pick a snack. And as you can tell he can’t seem to find the right one. He needs to take into consideration the Calories, Carbohydrates and Fat in the snacks he desires.

He also looks like he is in pain, right now there is an inner battle going on that no one else can see. This is a very hard battle for TK, as right now he is fighting none other then FK and as you can see in later photos, FK has size which gives him strength, but TK has the advantage of stamina and speed. Refer to this video to better understand.

Now we see FKs snacking habits. I’ll let the photos speak for themself.

Snack at a local sushi joint.

Just a few tit bits to snack on in the afternoon about an hour after lunch.
Disclaimer: Most people give FK sympathy as they think he knows not what he does, but please be aware that FK knows all about calories, carbohydrates and fats, he knows what has how many calories and all the things you and I know…
So I shall end this post about Multipulus-Appititus and just leave you with a few photos of FK and TK with little case studies.

Here we see FK drinking not 1 but 2 cases of Yakult, a digestive drink to help him poo so he can go for a buffet even though he already had dinner.

TK waits for special occasions such as bithdays to enjoy a simple double cheese burger which FK would eat sometimes before a meal as a “warm-up” exercise for his tummy. Also FK could eat a double cheese burger in 23 seconds.

FK spends more time eating then thinking…

TK spends more time thinking then he does eating…

TK has learned to enjoy exercise and sports to keep fit…

The most sports FK would do was all virtual, and he didn’t understand why he couldn’t do this sitting down.

TK is quite the slut! That I just had to throw in after seeing this photo.

At the end of it all, I know who I am and I guess Multipulus-Appititus is more an inner battle then anything else. I am currently TK but I still loved my life when I was FK and I never regret anything I used to do, if anything I proud of the times I at 20+eggs at a breakfast buffet, or the time where i ate a $5 plate of Mee goreng, 2 egg Pratas, 5 packet plate of Maggie Goreng and washed it all down with 8 teh-o kosong pengs (didn’t need the sugars LOL). At the end of it all, I’m just doing this to distract FK for another 1.5 hours till TK allows me to eat. :D